Re:Descent into Raeg: Angry Marines & Whatever **UPDATE: FEETZ & NEW MAHREENS**

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**Dr. Temujin**

This must be the best thing I have seen from this site this week. Possibly this month, if not the year thus far. I absolutely love all the conversions you have done for this army, especially the weapons! Oh, the various weapons!
Keep it up, YOU F***ING F****T OR I'LL SHOVE THIS FIST SO FAR UP YOUR GAPING HOLE YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU WERE A SQUAT!!!
On a side note, this thread prompted me to look up the Angry Marines article for the 500th time. Do you think, in your spare time, you could bless us with a marine making an Ultramarine hit himself in the manner of "STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF"? Or something similar.
Subbed!

**Vyler**

Dr. Temujin wrote:This must be the best thing I have seen from this site this week. Possibly this month, if not the year thus far. I absolutely love all the conversions you have done for this army, especially the weapons! Oh, the various weapons!
Keep it up, YOU F***ING F****T OR I'LL SHOVE THIS FIST SO FAR UP YOUR GAPING HOLE YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU WERE A SQUAT!!!
On a side note, this thread prompted me to look up the Angry Marines article for the 500th time. Do you think, in your spare time, you could bless us with a marine making an Ultramarine hit himself in the manner of "STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF"? Or something similar.
Subbed!

Thanks! I may do some diorama type things as inspiration hits, such as the "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?!" scene, but for now I'm mostly focusing on the army itself. There will, however, be a Temperus Maximus conversion. I already have my bitz recipe for him, it's just a matter of time. The problem with him is that he isn't official, and he really can't "counts as" anything, so the stuff I can actually use on a consistent basis takes priority.

Also I plan on parting out some forgeworld stuff to make him, so it won't be cheap...

Anyway, Stormraven is finished, but I rushed the pics and they are all terrible. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!! BOO HOO, DEAL WITH IT F**KERS!!! I'm going to have to retake them tomorrow, hopefully some natural light will help. I will leave you with this cinder block as a teaser, however:

**Meade**

MOAR CHAINS! YES!

consider me teased

**TaWaaagh**

Great stuff

Thanks for the lecture on the Angry Marines... I had no idea it was a thing. Now I know

Gene Simmons looks great as well!

**doc1234**

Now i personally would love to see a power chair

**Vitruvian XVII**

It must be done

**Dr. Temujin**

Well, a cinderblock and a decapitated Dark Eldar.

I shall await the actual model, looks pretty epic already.
And yes, we must have a power chair.

**Vyler**

I agree, a power chair must happen! As well as the Adamantine Sack of Power Doorknobs... but for now, I present "The Bird":

(Most of these pictures are pretty huge, so click on them if you want close up details)

THANK F**K THAT BULLS**T IS OVER WITH!! Really though, phew...just one more model, then I'm ready for the tourny....

Sorry for the 8 million pictures, but there's so much going on that I needed them!

Well, what do you guys think?

**Skits**

That, sir, is ONE ANGRY GUPPY.

I absolutely love the assault marines hanging off the wings, and the dude with the cinder block. XD And the chain axe bayonets turned out absolutely amazing! The weathering on the Bird is very nicely done, too.

In short: WIN. EPIC WIN.

**Goresaw**

In the words of the enigmatic artistic genius, Dali, " that's f**k'n sweet dude."

My only suggestion would be to stuff a giant bomb or crates of tnt in the cargo hold. You know, for when the pilot eventually gets tired of those "f**k'n queer crack diggers they call gunners" to actually hit something, so the pilot rams the Gunship.

Besides, everyone knows angry marines ride on the outside of there transports so they can assault faster.

**Scambone**

awesome modelling. I like both the assault marines holding the wing up and the one digging in w/his chainsword to hang on. The pilot flipping the bird is a nice touch.

The **** train has no brakes.
This is why I'm not a full on angry marine fan. Somehow homophobic college 'bro' speech became part of the angry marine mystique. Its weird and doesn't fit. The 'F mercy and 2x F respite' is more in keeping with the core idea, I think. That said, it made me giggle, so I guess I'm a bad person by my own definition.

**killykavekommando**

You should write on the contemptor "The Sh1t is about to hit the fan!" and have it roundhouse kicking some Eldar or a Tyranid warrior.
I love this army. It's a combination of awesome idea and epic painting.

**Vitruvian XVII**

This is the most win ive ever seen!

**spudkins**

hey nice work. If this army had no swearing on the models it be perfect. Your a real good modeler and painter.
PeaCE

**Tibbsy**

The whole idea of Angry marines NEEDs swearing though... They may as well be f***ing p**** Pretty Marines if they didn't swear

No other words can accurately express their rage!

I've said it before and I will say it again, this army is fantastic.

**InquisitorRoeth**

SO MUCH RAEG!!!!!!!!!!! BRWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahem..... dang it, it happened again... >_>

Looking as epic as ever!

**Chemical Cutthroat**

I am looking forward to the general reaction you'll get from plopping this army down at a tournament.

You'd have my support!

The cinderblock is win, DE can keep their silly chains and hooks, this is how Marines do a flyby!

STAY ANGRY!

**MrMerlin**

WOW! That ship is f***ing awesome!

You just earned 10 interwebz dollarz and an exalt!

**Porkandbeans**

looks great, but wheres the dread on the magna grapple???

**beigeknight**

Dude this is really some of the most amazing stuff I've see. F***ING SUB'D!!

**Lint**

The bird is outstanding, and the cinder block? Genius.

Question though: How are you able to tourney with all of the R rated language present? Is your flgs just that cool, or is it more of a tourney amongst friends?

**Chemical Cutthroat**

Same reason you can Tourney with a Slaaneshi demon army?

**Dr. Temujin**

Lint wrote: How are you able to tourney with all of the R rated language present? Is your flgs just that cool, or is it more of a tourney amongst friends?

Actually, I was wondering something similar. Though, think you could record some of the reactions if they are allowed? You know, for posterity and all that.

That said...
I just love it when someone puts all those little details on their stuff, it really shows how much work they dedicated to it. In fact, I hadn't noticed the pilot flipping the bird until someone else pointed it out. My favorite has to be the "F mercy double F respite" banner. NOW GET UP OFF YOUR FAT, C**-ENCRUSTED A** AND GET THE F*** BACK TO WORK, OR TOMORROW YOU GET TO PLAY PIN THE TAU ON THE CARNIFEX!!
Say... maybe that's what you should do! Keep up the good work!

**Lint**

Chemical Cutthroat wrote:Same reason you can Tourney with a Slaaneshi demon army?

Not quite. I can post pictures on Dakka of a Slaanesh army, but swear words?

Thanks for trying though.

**swampyturtle**

This post needs more Commissar FukLaw!

Ive been following this since the beginning

keep it up and im looking forward to future

updates so dont quit on us now or i'll

Subscribed and exalted!

**Obsidian Raven**

I approve of this project. Definately gonna watch this.

You should do some afro marines with middle-finger powerfists!

**walker90234**

SUBSCRIBED

**Mechanized Space Corps**

Winning

**Chemical Cutthroat**

Lint wrote:Not quite. I can post pictures on Dakka of a Slaanesh army, but swear words?

Thanks for trying though.

I think Dakka has the rule for swearing simply because this is the internet, and having that rule in place allows someone to step in if a flame war gets out of hand.

Let's be honest, you can model gore and blood and nudity... all things that would get you an M rating on a video-game, but you can't drop the F bomb.

But that's the rules of the site and I'm cool with that.

He'll just have to show up at the Tourney and see if everyone else gets as much of a laugh out of it as we do, or maybe bring lots of black masking tape.

**Vitruvian XVII**

Itsmore because this isnt an 18+ site and younger users frequent dakka.