Good luck taming us…. Unless your one of these special breed of humans that use these weird things, I think they are called mods? Idk im a stupid Rex. Anyways, I was chillin with my friend Jerry and this ugly human walked up to Jerry and threw this magical bola at him, I heard stories of humans trying to bola us, they would always fail, but somehow this bola is special, the humans call it a ‘Chute Reusable Bola’ and then they walk up to poor Jerry and slap him with this shiny thing that resembles the sound of this thing humans call a ‘Metal Pipe’ the sound was very funny, so funny in fact that I just decided “Yo, human, I know you hurt Jerry and all but that shiny thing is too funny that I am gonna tame myself for you”

Real men knock it out with a slingshot

Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.

Step 2- Don't be a pansy

Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man

If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes can’t see you if you don’t move. I saw it in a movie once.

Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......

If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run

There once was a rex called Paul,

Who stood about 15 feet tall,

Use tranq arrows or darts,

Straight to his heart or

You'll struggle to tame him at all.

If you happen to encounter this creature with a tribe member, get your trusty bola. Bola your tribe member and run ?

Rex: I’m the king of ark!

Giga is now online

Rex is now offline

Run Jurassic park lied it had excellent eye sight