87 funny Easter jokes for a hoppin' good time

If you love Easter and groan-worthy dad jokes, then you've come to the right place.

To help celebrate the season of basket-bearing rabbits and the long-awaited return of spring, we've gathered up our best one-liners and corny puns in this inspired collection of Easter jokes.

Guaranteed to get the crowd grinning from ear to ear, these dumb-but-funny jokes are just what you need to get your Easter celebration started.

Sure, there's coloring eggs and making fun Easter crafts with the kids, but who couldn't use a laugh or two while they're doing it? That's exactly what's so great about this compilation of clean jokes – they're just right for school, work and pretty much the entire family.

No dark humor here. Nope, just silly puns on eggs, the Easter Bunny and a whole lot of funny knock-knock jokes that you can break out whenever the occasion calls for a little lighthearted humor.

Looking for eggs-actly the right joke to tell during Easter brunch? How about this: How does the Easter Bunny stay cool in the summer? He’s got hare-conditioning, naturally.

Or this: Why does the Easter Bunny stay in bed the day after Easter? Because he’s eggs-hausted.

Beware, there are plenty more of these knee-slappers ahead. So, gather up all your eggs and put them away. With so many funny Easter jokes coming your way, you don't want them to ... crack up.

Easter jokes for kids

• Why can't you tell ducks jokes on Easter? Because they'll quack up.

• What kind of shoes do frogs wear to Easter dinner? Open-toad.

• Why is everyone so tired on Easter? Because they just finished a 31-day March.

• If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

• Why is the letter "A" like a flower? Because a bee comes after it.

• What's stranger than a rabbit that delivers Easter eggs? A spelling bee.

• What's the best thing to drink on Easter? Spring water.

• What do you call a dancing chick? Poultry in motion.

• What kind of hotel rooms do chocolate bunnies reserve? Sweets.

• How does the Easter Bunny deliver all those eggs in one night? I don’t know, but it’s probably Easter said than done.

• What does the Easter Bunny order at Starbucks? Eggs-presso.

• How did the Easter Bunny get his job? He had eggs-perience.

• How does the Easter Bunny stay cool in the summer? He’s got hare-conditioning.

• What kind of beans don’t grow in a garden? Jelly beans.

• What does the Easter Bunny say after burping? “Eggs-cuse me!”

• Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.

Funny Easter jokes

• What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric.

• How does the Easter Bunny stay safe? He’s got a bunny guard.

• Why does the Easter Bunny have such a good complexion? He eggs-foliates.

• Why doesn’t the Easter Bunny celebrate Halloween? It’s hare-raising.

• What did one bunny say to the other? You’re ear-resistable.

• Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny sleep on Easter eve? He was too egg-cited.

• What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking away from you? A receding hareline.

• What do bunnies say when they come home from work? “Anybunny home?”

• What comes at the end of Easter? The letter "r."

• How do bunnies travel? By hare-plane.

• What doesn’t anyone want to be an Easter egg? Because they’re always dye-ing.

• What do you call an Easter Bunny wearing a kilt? Hopscotch.

• What did one Easter egg say to the other? "Know any good yokes?"

• Why can't a rabbit's nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

• What's the fastest way to send the Easter Bunny a greeting card? Via hare mail.

• How many points does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? Two, just like everyone else.

• What do ducks eat for lunch? Soup and quackers.

Short Easter jokes

• Two chicks had an Easter party. It was a shell of a time.

• How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter? They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct.

• What did one jelly bean say to the other? You’re sweet.

• Where does the Easter Bunny live? Nobunny knows.

• Want some Easter advice? Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

• Why don’t chicks play baseball? Too many fowl balls.

• Why did the chick go on vacation? It was feeling cooped up.

• What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like? Ones that have a hoppy ending.

• What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a bumble bee? A honey bunny.

• Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? He was following the chicken.

• What do you call wisecracking rabbit? A funny bunny.

• What does the Easter Bunny say before dinner? “Lettuce pray.”

• How does the Easter Bunny leave your house? Through an eggs-it.

• Did you hear about the Easter egg who went to a salon? She needed a dye job.

• What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.

Easter Bunny jokes

• Did you hear about the Easter Bunny who skipped school? It was egg-spelled.

• Why did the Easter Bunny stay home from school? He was having a bad hare day.

• What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip hop.

• Did you hear about the Easter Bunny engagement? The ring was 14 carrots.

• Why did the Easter Bunny go to the salon? To cover up its gray hares.

• Did you hear about the Easter Bunny wedding? They lived hoppily ever after.

• Did you hear about the Easter Bunny with a broken leg? It had a hare-line fracture.

• Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP.

• Did you hear about the Easter Bunny prom? Everyone did the Bunny Hop.

• How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? With lots of eggs-ercise.

• What do you call an Easter rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

• What kind of Easter Bunny can't hop? A chocolate one.

• Where does the Easter Bunny find eggs? An eggplant.

• How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so nice? He uses hare-spray.

• Why does the Easter Bunny stay in bed the day after Easter? He's eggs-hausted.

• What does the Easter Bunny eat for lunch? Egg salad.

Easter egg jokes

• Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them they’d break.

• Where’s the best place to learn about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia.

• Why do people paint Easter eggs? It’s easier than trying to wallpaper them.

• Why shouldn't you tickle an Easter egg? You don't want it to crack up.

• What did the mom Easter egg say to the baby? "You're eggs-tra special."

• What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial.

• What do you call mischievous Easter eggs? Deviled eggs.

• A chicken and an Easter egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Which of you is first?"

• Which day of the week do Easter eggs like the least? Fry-day.

• How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.

Easter knock-knock jokes

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Bunny. Bunny who? Some bunny has been eating my carrots.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Wren. Wren who? Wren will Easter be here?

• Knock, knock! Who's there? S'more. S'more who? S'more Easter jokes on the way.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and color your eggs, it's almost Easter.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Dough. Dough who? Dough you wish Easter was here?

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting forever for my Easter basket.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Quick, Heidi eggs, the Easter Bunny's coming.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle help coloring your Easter eggs?

• Knock! Knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to go on an Easter egg hunt?

• Knock! Knock! Who's there? Bunnies. Bunnies who? Nope, but owls do.

• Knock! Knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? You're Justin time for Easter.

• Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ears. Ears who? Ears another Easter joke for you.

• Knock, knock! Who's there? Esther. Esther who? The Esther Bunny, duh!

This article was originally published on TODAY.com